Here I have composed a list of what is racing through my brain:
1. I hate dating
2. I don't do well with other's families
3. I'm over being uncomfortable
4. Apparently, I complain a lot
5. I haven't touched the book in months
6. I wish I knew as much as Robert Langdon
7. I wish I knew half as much as Robert Langdon
8. I need a "job"
9. I'm not putting the trash can on the curb, because it's cold out there. Maybe Grandma will forget about it...
10. I need to brush my teeth
11. I think making these lists is actually helping my brain hurt less
12. I need a good laugh with good people
13. A laugh that isn't making fun of me or one of those good people
14. I should text Tony more
15. I NEED to go to the post office, but I don't see it happening anytime soon
16. I'm being a bad friend
17. I need different medication... maybe
18. I need insurance
19. Wait... I'm back to I need a "job"
20. 'Cause that's how you get insurance
21. I should get a tattoo
22. I can't commit to a shampoo, how can I commit to a tattoo?!
23. My brain is back to hurting
24. I ate all my Laffy Taffy
25. #22 rhymed
26. This is the 2nd time I've posted this list, and only #9 has been resolved
27. Maybe #10 as well
1 comment:
LMAO!
Number 24 made me think of that song that was really popular a few years ago!?!?
Also, your list is hilarious, but I totally get the need to get shit off your chest!
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