I'm going to Idaho... Oh joy.

Bah! I can't talk I'm so angry.

Ignore me. Ignore me. Ignore me.

In fact if you listened to me, I'd die of shock. For real.

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I'm going to Idaho to look at my mom's new house. Awesome. I hate Idaho. A lot. Ask anyone. Hate it.

There is nothing but cow shit there. Cow shit and potatoes as far as the eye can see. 

At least the water is back on. I can finally pee and take a shower in my own house. Yippee skippy. Yippee damn skippy.

I hate you all. With your beady little eyes and crooked smiles. A plague upon your house I demand! You, with your shovel and "handy work". I curse you...

Sometimes people are lucky because they don't accidently fall into giant holes, and get accidently buried alive. 

Whatev. I'm out.

All Dressed Up with No Place To Go

Yup. That's me.

I had a date tonight (first time in a year). His car died. On the way to my house. Awesome.

He feels bad. Which makes me feel bad, because I don't feel bad. He's a really nice guy, and he REALLY wants to take me out, but I am so uncomfortable on first dates. I'm slightly relieved. Strike that... I'm AM relieved. Which makes me a terrible person. We did postpone until next weekend, so I'm not a total monster. However, I am looking forward to a night of reading. 

I'm such a loser. 

I hate dating. Hate it. All of it. Bah!

 

My Brain!!

Here I have composed a list of what is racing through my brain:

1. I hate dating

2. I don't do well with other's families

3. I'm over being uncomfortable

4. Apparently, I complain a lot

5. I haven't touched the book in months

6. I wish I knew as much as Robert Langdon

7. I wish I knew half as much as Robert Langdon

8. I need a "job"

9. I'm not putting the trash can on the curb, because it's cold out there. Maybe Grandma will forget about it...

10. I need to brush my teeth

11. I think making these lists is actually helping my brain hurt less

12. I need a good laugh with good people

13. A laugh that isn't making fun of me or one of those good people

14. I should text Tony more

15. I NEED to go to the post office, but I don't see it happening anytime soon

16. I'm being a bad friend

17. I need different medication... maybe

18. I need insurance

19. Wait... I'm back to I need a "job"

20. 'Cause that's how you get insurance

21. I should get a tattoo

22. I can't commit to a shampoo, how can I commit to a tattoo?!

23. My brain is back to hurting

24. I ate all my Laffy Taffy

25. #22 rhymed

26. This is the 2nd time I've posted this list, and only #9 has been resolved

27. Maybe #10 as well

Mom... Have You Found The Da Vinci Code Yet?!

I need to write something. 

Anything. 

My brain is clogged. Do they make brain Drain-o? 'Cause I need it. 

Now.

I need it now.

Right now.

I love my blog. I really do need to write something, and I decided to do it here, instead of on Triond. I've been trying to write things of substance there, and here I can write total crap. 

CRAP!

BUBBLE CRAP!!

I don't know. 

I've been reading the novel Angels and Demons by Dan Brown. I love it. I want to marry Robert Langdon just so I can talk to him all day and all night. I wish I knew half as much as he does. Jerk. 

I can't wait to read the Da Vinci Code. You have no idea. Just for the histories and theories trapped within. Wah! I can hardly contain myself!! I'm all tingly...

I read Digital Fortress by Brown a little while ago. I was surprised how much I enjoyed it. I would have been fully riveted had a main character not been named Greg Hale. That was... awkward. Other than that, it was awesome.

I'm also reading Storm of Swords by George R. R. Martin. It's the third in his Song of Ice and Fire series. There's a little more... shall we say boinking (both consensual and not)... that isn't needed. It's an alright series, though. I want to hear more about dragons, but I'm hoping that'll come as I keep going... If I keep going. I'll finish this book, but it's up in the air right now if I am to continue. We'll see. 

I'm reading The Once and Future King by T. H. White as well. (I know! I have a disease!!) This is one of the first written stories about King Arthur. The third time I went to college it was for history with a focus on Arthurian legend. I absolutely love it. I switched to film after one semester, then quit halfway through it. Still not sure why. I just woke up one morning and decided I didn't want to go to class anymore. Typical me. But, I digress...

Where was I...? Nowhere, apparently. I'm just babbling about my reading habits.

I guess that's it. I wrote something. Granted, it's just me going on and on with absolutely no direction or purpose, but that's how I am these days. All over the place. 

Yeah, I'm a total spaz. I can hardly pay attention when people are talking to me. There's so much thinking going on in my poor little brain that the spot between my eyes won't stop buzzing. It's like one of those really fuzzy bumble bees is trapped there and having a seizure. Talk about irritating. You know what else is irritating...? The News. You're telling me, that the boy crashed his snowmobile into a tree and wasn't hurt at all? That's not news. That's you being retarded. Shut your face.

Bah!

I think I'm done here.